South Lake High School 1950 Yearbook (St. Clair Shores, MI) - Full Access

RULfS fOR fflCUlTY BfHHVIOR l. Instructor must come into room un– ostentatiously, tip-toeing to avoid disturb– ing any students engrossed in their imme– diate occupations. He must nod a cheery "Good morning" whether it is or not. 2. He shall never rap for attention nor raise his voice to more than a modulated tone. 3. He shall be granted unlimited absences from class and shall make extensive use of them. 4. Should he have occasion to ask a question of a drowsy pupil, he shall whisper in the sleeper's ear, being careful not to cause an irritating disturbance. 5. He shall take no notice of absence from class. 6. He shall require not even a mild titter at a choice selection from his inexhaustible supply of "chestnuts." 7. He shall lay especial emphasis on hints to answers to exams. 8. No class period shall require more than fifteen minutes of studious lp.bor. 9. He shall flunk no athlete, nay, not even a student. l 0. He shall take no heed of whispered conversations between members of his classes. WHICH ARE YOU? If a student studies, he's a bookworm; if he doesn't, he's afake, If he flunks, he's unlucky; if he passes, he's a cribber. If he knows his lessons, he's a smart aleck; if he doesn't, he's a dumbell. If he has ideas, he's a crank; if he doesn't, he's a numskull. If he spends money, he's spendthrift; if he doesn't, he's a tightwad. If he's quiet, he's a high-hatter; if he's so– ciable, he's a pain. If he talks, he's a chatter-box; if he doesn't, he's an oyster. If he's religious, he's a fanatic; if he's not, he's a heathen. If he dies rich, he's a skinflint; if he doesn't he's a pauper. Now, I ask you, very confidentially– Which are you? JUNIOR-SENIOR PROM 53