Viewmont High School 1974 Yearbook (Bountiful UT) - Full Access

196 Can YOU Find the '74 Eddas Editor? 1. Sorry. She 's Bertha the Bumbling Ballerina. She 's most renowned for her " Dance of the Club– foot Fairy " in which she dances the part of a safety pin. 2. Wrong again. That's Ruby Red. Her t hi ng is to collect Ju icy Fruit gum wrappers. She likes to make necklaces out of them. 3. Nope. That there is Mamie, more commonly known as "Motorcycle Mama. " She drives a Harley David– son and is the fear of Hell 's Angels. 4. Guess again. This is the prominent Professor Smellwell. His favorite pastime is to cross the Antarctic ba refoot in sub-zero weather. A real strange one, he is. 5. Too bad. That's Gertie Snertie, the school librarian. She likes to erase the obscenities in the dictionary. Her motto: " Books are our friends. " 6. Sorry, wrong number. This one is Mr. Ringo Dingo, the world 's most famous rock star. He 's a break off from Frank Zappa 's boys. The name of his gang is " Xanth ippe 's Kiddes. " A very educational group. 7 . Wrong. That's Harvey Hardhead, the zoom-zoom bike freak . Luckily, he 's only landed on his head so far, so no real injuries. He keeps on b iking. 8. Right ! He's Bimbo Bouncer - also the EDDAS ed itor. Anytime one of these freaks gets our of hand, Bimbo bounces him out the door on his ear. Front Row: 1. Bertha Ballerina (Kim Ellis). 2. Ruby Red (Teresa Andrus) . Row Two. 3. Mamie the Mortorcycle Mama (Karen Choate), 4. Professor Smellwell (Dean Turville). 5. Gertie Snertie (Susan Davis), 6. Ringo Dingo (Alan Mag- Mean looking, eh? 9. Nooo. This guy's name is Zot Fingle. He's a distant relative of Zorro's. In his off time from his job at Jingle Construction, Zot practices up on fencing. 10. Not her. She's Winniefred Winsome, the sweet little thing that melts your heart. Her gimmick is falling down the stairs that the football heroes sit on. 11. Heaven forbid! This gal's name is Sybil Quibble. She'll argue about anything and everything. Her favorite hobbie is watching herself jaw in the mirror. Only person in the world that can argue with herself and lose. 12. No sir! His name is Hadfield Hithard. He was employed by the Godfather until by mistake he made a hit on the G. f.'s place instead of Big Tommy his rival. His fa– vorite line is "Whazza madda yo big dummy?" 13. Not that innocent young thing. Her name is Tina Teenybopper. She's a prominent part of the bubble-gum set. For fun she moons over Donny O's "Go Away Little Girl" while chewing 3 pieces of bubble gum, reading "True Romance" and painting her nails. 14. Rotten choice. Meet Ms. Sarah Snoot of Society Hill. She cannot see why she is being forced into a picture with these weirdo's, when all she wanted to do was buy the theater they're standing by. She kisses like "J" and spends money like Jackie Onassis. lD 5 lltl\Ll UnLJ nusan), 7 . Harvey Hardhead (Jon Rima). Back Row: 8. Bimbo Bouncer (lynn Whipple), 9. Zott Fingle (Bob Fernandez), 10. Winnifred Winsome (Susan Wilson), 11 . Sybil Quibble (Robyn Roberts). 12. Hadfield Hithard (Paul Mann), 13. Tina Teenybopper (Claudia McDonald), 14. Sarah Snoot (Marcel Bagnell).