Oregon High School 1985 Yearbook (Oregon, WI) - Full Access

It has been a long, hard day at the Pot Pie factory, and I go home to take a hot bath. When I enter my bathroom, I find Sarah Tucker bathing in, of all things, Cool Whip. She claims she is waiting for Orville Reddenbacher to scrub her back and sing "Bess. you is my woman now" in her ear. This, however, never comes to pass, and she is left a broken woman who can only stuff raisins into her ears and whisper the word. "nutmeg." When Mr. Salty tells me that I owe $75 on a Steinway piano, I immediately take the proper course of action and polish my doorknobs with horse linament. This confuses the pretzel that walks like a man, and he asks where the Brahmin hid his briefs. I tell him that it isn't possible that the Brahmin has hidden his undies, for the Hindu is enjoy– ing a vacation in Peking where he is licking postage stamps for the president of a cheese processing plant. • . - ~ • Agency For Sale: One slightly catanoic Yearbook Editor. She has severe brain damage, razzled nerves, a weak heart, and for some reason keeps humming "Pop Goes the Weasel" while watching old "Mr. Ed reruns." Any reasonable offer will be accepted. Call 835-02115 and ask for Bruiser. looking for a cliff? A flying bear? A C.P.7 For all of your psychotic needs and advisable problems. contact Dr. Fraud. The Yearbook Staff is interested in purchasing a key to the school and the Business Resource Center. Instructions for the burglar alarm system would also be appreciated. Price is of no importance. Wanted: One decent senior song. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and irritates the pig! I. H 2. I 3. l 4. M 5. K 6. E 7. B 8. D 9. l 10. N II. J 12.0 13. p 14. Q 15. R 16. F 17.H 18. c 19. s 20. T Congratulationsl! You have found the answers. 119