

I,
walk–
ing
down the
avenue of
life, saw:
Prophecy
Mary Wahl as a
Tea Taster.
Sally Graves producing
sound effects for radio.
John Fitchette as a Preacher.
Helen Fitchette as a Salesman
of Purses.
Connie Guyett as a Paperhanger.
Mary Bovee Gathering News for
the Home Town Gazette.
Ruth Sherman, Married, and Running
a Home Bakery.
Joan Halladay Demonstrating Beauty
Care in a large Department Store.
Phyllis Dorr as an Author (her book had
just come off the press . )
Ann Marshall Gathering Eggs on her
Chicken Farm.
Levy Darou as Vice-President of Air–
planes, Inc.
Kent Houghton as Research Man for the
same corporation.
Marlene LaLonde as a Violinist on Tele–
vision.
Norm Wagner as a Warden at Auburn.
Myrna Carter as a Wac.
Peter Brabant as a New York Dress Designer.
David LaLonde as a Captain on Ye OldeSt.
Lawrence.
Wylma Lewis Checking Hats at the Hotel McAlpin.
Ann Churchill Growing Oranges in Florida.
Alvera Dano as a Telephone Operator at Camp
Drum.
Frank Kirkland Cutting Meat for Armour
&
Co.
Pat Timmerman as a Champion Figure Skater.
Norm Gould Skiing at the Olympics.
Lewis Badour Winning the National StockCar
Races.
Mabel Moneau Running a Gas Station.
John Carter as a Hair Stylist for
Claytonians.
Bob Parrotte as a Barker for a Cir–
cus Side Show.
Pete Ierlan Running a Vegetable
Truck.
Sylvia Coms tock as a Fire
Watcher in the Adirondack
Forest Service.
Yuvon Slate as Secretary
"Life is real; life is earnest;"
to Dr.
Q .
U. Rize.
But that's not our prophecy' s goal.
Rather it's to see how stupid
A prediction we can extol.
And if, by chance, one of these forecasts
Should prove fateful to its owner ;
Please forgive this author fully.
Be assured--'twas but a boner.
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