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LA
T
WILL
ASD TE THJOSY OJ? THE
CLASS
OJ?
1958
We, the graduating cia of 1958 being of ound mind and body, denote that this be our Ia t
will and te timony.
I.
To the faculty we bequeath:
l.
An empty jug room,
2. The right to u e the wrong stair ,
3. The right to pooch cigarettes.
II. To the Cia of '59 we bequeath:
1. The u e of the exotic Senior Lounge,
2. The right to make rotten egg gas in the Chemi try Lab.
3. The right to act as gentlemen,
4. The privilege of being a 'hard guy' Yig.
5. The right to wear a tux to the prom,
6. The right to Father Sicking's wat .
III.
To the Clas of '60 we bequeath:
l.
The privilege of wearing their clas ring ,
2. The right to attend the prom,
3. The privilege of being Upper Cia men,
4. The right to study figure - in geometry,
5.
The right to attend the Junior- enior 'bla ts'.
IV.
To the Cia of '61 we bequeath:
1.
Tyrant rule of the fro h.
2. The right to troll the "kiU,"
3. The privilege to use the underground pa age to Seton,
4. The right to l.ook at Father Andre ' keleton.
V. To the Cia of '62 we bequeath:
l.
The u e of the famou wimming pool on the third floor,
2. The use of their elevator pa e ,
3. The right to be called " ien of Elder,"
4. The startling revelation of the jug room,
5. The right to purcha e skive beets at the office.
VI.
To Gene and George we bequeath:
l.
Enough coal to keep the home fire burning.
VII.
To the girl in the gaily we bequeath:
I.
Enough food to keep the Elder lad happy.
VIII.
V\
e bequeath to Elder:
1.
Four of the mo t gloriou and happy year of our live ,
2. The memorie of being a · ocialed with the 6ne t group of young men
ever to grace the e hallowed halls.
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