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Eddas Editor?
1. Sorry. She 's Bertha the Bumbling Ballerina.
She 's most renowned for her " Dance of the Club–
foot Fairy " in which she dances the part of a
safety pin. 2. Wrong again. That's Ruby Red.
Her t hi ng is to collect Ju icy Fruit gum wrappers.
She likes to make necklaces out of them. 3. Nope.
That there is Mamie, more commonly known as
"Motorcycle Mama. " She drives a Harley David–
son and is the fear of Hell 's Angels. 4. Guess
again. This is the prominent Professor Smellwell.
His favorite pastime is to cross the Antarctic
ba refoot in sub-zero weather. A real
strange one, he is. 5. Too bad. That's Gertie
Snertie, the school librarian. She likes
to erase the obscenities in the dictionary. Her
motto: " Books are our friends. " 6. Sorry, wrong
number. This one is Mr. Ringo Dingo, the world 's
most famous rock star. He 's a break off from
Frank Zappa 's boys. The name of his gang is
" Xanth ippe 's Kiddes. " A very educational group.
7 . Wrong. That's Harvey Hardhead, the zoom-zoom
bike freak . Luckily, he 's only landed on his head
so far, so no real injuries. He keeps on b iking.
8. Right ! He's Bimbo Bouncer - also the EDDAS
ed itor. Anytime one of these freaks gets our of
hand, Bimbo bounces him out the door on his ear.
Front Row: 1. Bertha Ballerina (Kim Ellis). 2. Ruby Red (Teresa Andrus) . Row
Two. 3. Mamie the Mortorcycle Mama (Karen Choate), 4. Professor Smellwell
(Dean Turville). 5. Gertie Snertie (Susan Davis), 6. Ringo Dingo (Alan Mag-
Mean looking, eh? 9. Nooo. This guy's name is Zot
Fingle. He's a distant relative of Zorro's. In
his off time from his job at Jingle Construction,
Zot practices up on fencing. 10. Not her. She's
Winniefred Winsome, the sweet little thing that
melts your heart. Her gimmick is falling down
the stairs that the football heroes sit on. 11.
Heaven forbid! This gal's name is Sybil Quibble.
She'll argue about anything and everything. Her
favorite hobbie is watching herself jaw in the
mirror. Only person in the world that can argue
with herself and lose. 12. No sir! His name is
Hadfield Hithard. He was employed by the
Godfather until by mistake he made a hit on the
G. f.'s place instead of Big Tommy his rival. His fa–
vorite line is "Whazza madda yo big dummy?"
13. Not that innocent young thing. Her name is Tina
Teenybopper. She's a prominent part of the
bubble-gum set. For fun she moons over Donny
O's "Go Away Little Girl" while chewing 3 pieces
of bubble gum, reading "True Romance" and
painting her nails. 14. Rotten choice. Meet Ms.
Sarah Snoot of Society Hill. She cannot see why
she is being forced into a picture with these
weirdo's, when all she wanted to do was
buy the theater they're standing by. She kisses
like "J" and spends money like Jackie Onassis.
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nusan), 7 . Harvey Hardhead (Jon Rima). Back Row: 8. Bimbo Bouncer (lynn
Whipple), 9. Zott Fingle (Bob Fernandez), 10. Winnifred Winsome (Susan
Wilson), 11 . Sybil Quibble (Robyn Roberts). 12. Hadfield Hithard (Paul Mann),
13. Tina Teenybopper (Claudia McDonald), 14. Sarah Snoot (Marcel Bagnell).